Based on the notorious reputation of Massachusetts residents and their unapologetic demeanor, here are some classic phrases you might hear from self-proclaimed Massholes. If you find yourself relating to a couple of these expressions, don’t worry; it doesn’t necessarily mean you embody the stereotype of a rude and abrasive local. However, if you resonate with more than 15 of these phrases, you might just be embracing your inner Masshole, and there’s no turning back!
Typical Masshole phrases:
- Bang a uey
- No suh (No sir)
- Must be nice.
- Oh, I love that kid
- Say hi to ya motha for me
- Are you friggin kidding me?!?!
- Not fah nuthin
- “Large iced, extra extra”
- You can’t pahk theah
- I’m all set
- Where’s the watah bubblah?
- Lookit…
- Where’s the clicka?
- Wicked Pissah
- Use ya blinka!
- More precisely: “Use your blinka! What am I supposed to be a mind reada!”
- I can’t find my pockabook!
- You can’t pahk theah.
- Shit or get off the pot
- Buddy-a-mine
- Alright Ked (kid)
- You’re welcome
- Throw the swill in the milk cartin
- Wicked awesome
- Rotary
- I’ll have a lahg regulah iced
- Keep It Up
- You gotta be shittin me
- Mine involves zero words and only needs one finger
- Fahk you